last resort

"by the time you're 30 and you're still single, you're going to marry _____. this is a marriage contract." -- a stupid idea created by a silly bro against my own will.
unfortunately, the person whose name is in the blank has without hesitation strongly agreed to the contract. probably because he is now secure that he will never end up alone. well, too bad, buddy. it ain't gonna happen. h-e-double-hockey-sticks effin' no.

"if we're still single by our late-30's, you wanna just get married to me?" -- asked by my bro with a serious face.
oh my gosh. i find this so hilarious, hahahaha. i didn't know that boys, too, are scared of being alone and not ever getting married. ohhh, you silly, silly boys. smh (<-- this is my first time using this word!)

i also find this highly amusing because it makes me wonder... to these boys, do i look like i'll never end up getting married? i'm okay with the fact that i won't ever get married but i don't want people to see me as a non-marriageable person. there's a huge difference between the two. and also, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! i'd rather be alone than get married to someone whom i don't l-o-v-e (i still can't type this word out. i'm working on it). i also don't want to be anyone's last resort. pfft!